The Tyson one-liners

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood...
.good thing he didn't say two!Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!They are making a new boxing term for Tyson...
.instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"Can't beat um...
Eat um!!!!If Tyson fights Golatta,is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!!Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!